Shiver me timbers, pooches! Me hope you’re having a good Talk Like a Pirate Day. Starlight and I spent all morning talking like pirates. I had to correct Starlight several times when she be utterin’ a ‘thank ye’ or ‘please’, telling her that pirates weren’t polite. She said it was ‘make believe’ anyway and she could be a polite pirate if she wanted t’. We finally grew tired of talking like pirates by lunchtime.
Me manservant prepared lunch and we enjoyed a tasty meal of deviled eggs and twice baked potato skins on our Davenport. Me manservant had declared today to be a couch potato day after his walk/run this morning in honor of the day. ‘Spect we’ll be gonna take a lie down all afternoon.