Pooches, the day started off so innocently. My manservant headed out to his walk/run park for his walk/run and returned to our den in fine spirits. After a wee bit of puttering around our den, my manservant suggested that I hop in the Hybridmobile for a “special” excursion.
I should have known better, pooches! The Hybridmobile seemed to be manically speeding down the double carriageway and I finally concluded we were headed to my vet. HORRORS!
That was the case and I had to spend forever in the waiting room with pooches that were as unhappy as I was about our fate. One by one they were called in to the torture chamber. When it was my turn I fought valiantly but was overpowered by the vet’s army. After several procedures that are unmentionable, the spears came out and I was given shot after shot after shot.
Exhausted, I finally escaped and returned to our den where I have spent the afternoon sleeping because of the foul drugs I was administered. Starlight finally convinced me in this evening to take a short stroll to regain my strength. That has been done and I’m back in our den awaiting the special treats I DESERVE after being subjected to such a horrid day!