It is time to fire Mother Nature!!

Pooches, we’ve had it!  It is time for Mother Nature to get sacked.  After a miserably cold and wet few months, yesterday afternoon the temperature topped out at nearly 28ºC!  Our pack ventured out in glee into the quagmire called our back yard and basked in the warm air with plenty of SUSHSHINE, fully expecting that the long-awaited spring had arrived.  Only twelve hours later the quagmire was the scene of freezing rain, sleet, and snow with a temperature of -3C!  It is unjust, I tell you.

Starlight came up with the idea and I think it is a brilliant one.  She said that all of this lousy weather we’ve endured combined with experiencing four seasons within twenty-four hours were just grounds for terminating Mother Nature.  It is a stroke of genius!

You’ve got to admit that Mother Nature should not be surprised.  I’ve given numerous oral reprimands and a fair share of written reprimands on this blog about her performance. Clearly, this is abuse of power by Mother Nature it should result in termination!  Hopefully the replacement will be a bit kinder and gentler soul.

Sunshine

Well this is a fine how do you do!
Well this is a fine how do you do!
Starlight, my paws are already getting cold.
Starlight, my paws are already cold.
If you can sniff through the sleet you can smell a raccoon visited last night.
If you can sniff through the sleet you can smell the raccoon that visited last night.
Sunshine, let's get on the asphalt and maybe our paws won't get so cold.
Sunshine, let’s get on the asphalt and maybe our paws won’t get so cold.

 

 

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